It's good to see you. I wouldn't say I'm sorry I missed breakfast with you, but that wouldn't be true. Extraordinary facility built here, this is the first time Nadia and I have been in it. It's most amazing, but when we come in here, I feel at home, and around the faculty and the students, I feel at home, the hospitality is the same. It is good to be back. I retired here in 93, intended to teach into 94, but I had that strange paralysis, Guillaume Marais, and the dean didn't want a lot of cripples on the faculty, so thanks, friends. But it's good to be back. The final work of grace in anybody's life is to make the person gracious, and you've been that to us. We appreciate it very much. Well you know our topic is storytelling in the pulpit. Like any other method of preaching, it can be corrupted easily, degenerate into just entertaining, telling stories, having a good time, letting every story kind of rule the roost, because stories are kind of arrogant. They don't like to wear the harness. You hit them up to the gospel, some of them won't pull, they won't work. Just let them go. Don't use it if it will not wear the harness. It's tempting, of course, to find something like storytelling and make that the method you use, story after story after story, and it's entertaining and people like it. But it's a mistake to do that. As Kierkegaard said once, something may be true when whispered, but false when shouted. What he was talking about is with the proper sense of proportion, a lot of things are good and right as a method, but if you enlarge on it and make it the end of all other methods, it's a mistake. There's room always for direct speech as well as indirect. And to alternate them appropriately is biblical because you have both within the scripture. It's not right to let storytelling and the pulpit diminish alternative methods of preaching. All the methods that I used to poo-poo when I was teaching here, that's the thing you do, you know, is make fun of everything besides what you're doing. But all those methods still are effective on occasion, and it's up to the minister to choose that which is appropriate to the occasion. The first law of good communication, by that I mean the first law of good communication, is to be appropriate to the audience. A lot of wonderful things are said to the wrong group at the wrong time. In that sense of appropriateness is key in the life and teaching, speaking life of the preacher. I may have given the Apostle Paul a short end of the stick yesterday, I didn't intend to. He is a direct, not an indirect speaker, but I want to say two things to modify what impression I may have left. One of them is, even though he speaks directly to the churches with authority, shall I come with love or shall I come with a stick? He was tough. But all of his letters are filled with eulogists, donksologists, hymns, poems, Christ poems. It's just amazing how much beautiful indirect material are in his letters. And on the other hand, I gave the impression maybe that you don't narrative Paul, you can. Mike Graves gave a good answer to that question. How can you be a narrative preacher if your text is from Paul? It's not difficult. He's not here to resist it, so you can do it. But no, it's the natural thing to do, and I'm sure many of you do it already, but you didn't call it narrative. Take for instance the letter to the Romans, judging from the ending of the letter. He wrote that in Corinth in the winter, waiting for the ships to begin to move again in the spring, spent three months in the house of a man named Gaius, his host, who was also a host to the whole church. The apostle Paul wrote the epistle to the Romans while the choir was rehearsing in the back bedroom of Gaius' house. That's why it's such a musical letter. You understand that, I'm sure. But he had Jerusalem on his mind. If he looked to the north and east across the sea was Jerusalem, I have to go. I've collected all this money for the churches, it's money from Gentiles to Jewish Christians. I want you to pray for me, pray that the mission to Jerusalem will succeed, agonize with me that they will accept the gift, because when it comes from Gentiles, they may just throw it on the ground and spit, pray with me that they'll accept it, and that I will not lose my life, because, and then he would look to the north and the west and say, I want to come to see your people in Rome. There's a lot of stories circulating, I've never been there, I intended to come, but I hadn't had a chance. And I know there are a lot of stories circulated about me, some of them true, some of them not true, but I want you to understand that I am a Jew called in Jesus Christ and separated for the gospel of God, but I still love my people. My conscience bears me witness. The Holy Spirit bears me witness. I am telling the truth before God. I would almost, almost wish myself to be damned if it would save them. That's his passion for them. So in that marvelous sweep of chapters 9, 10 and 11, you're preaching, but you can back up and tell his arriving at that point and get some sense of his feeling. That's a narrative, you can call it whatever. It taken in the context is what we used to call it, but that's narration. So whenever the apostle objected to when I said yesterday, he'll forgive me, I'm sure. I've got some things that I need to ask him anyway. People will give you the impression that they prefer direct preaching. Direct preaching seems to be, now that's preaching to Bible. I mean, just bend their axel so the wheels won't roll. I just lay it out there plain as day. I'm not one of these preachers that's been to seminary and tip toes around. I just go at it straight. I go for the juggler. Now most people who say that don't do it, and those who do do it by mistake. The direct is no more authoritative and in some cases no more effective than the indirect. But it just seems that way. People come outside. Well, you really stepped on my toes today. I feel like a stomped on frog. That was a good sermon. I loved that sermon. People like to feel bad, feel good about feeling bad. I personally don't care for it. Wherever we have lived, we've always tried to join in what they call union Thanksgiving services, where churches come together that will and hold a service on Wednesday night. It wins the evening before Thanksgiving. Usually the crowd is much smaller than it would be if only one church were doing it. It's hard to get churches to cooperate. They're so competitive. But you go and the designated preacher for the evening, raise the tax from Luke. About the ten lepers were healed. One came back to give thanks. Jesus said, we're not ten healed. Where are the nine? And so the preacher says, that's the tax for tonight. Where are the nine? Now where are the nine? Where are the nine? And says it about 20 times. And you're sitting there saying, those nine are where I would be if I had good sense. Now that's called direct preaching. I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you're going to have to ascertain in your own mind what is preaching, because the likes and dislikes of people will be followed you. You'll know. You'll know. So either form, any form of preaching, if it's made messianic, should not be so. It's to take its place along other methods that are effective. So we are talking about storytelling. Mike has said to you, and maybe he passed it out. He said he had a list of a hundred sources for good stories, or good stories. I hope he did that, and I hope you have it. That's always a good source. Experience is a good source. Most of my stories arise out of things I have observed. I go once in a while to a waffle house. Have you ever been to a waffle house? You have to go home and take a shower. All that fried food, and you can watch it burn while you're sitting there. But there's a lot of good conversation you're joining in. And they make some of them make a pretty good BLT. But I go mostly to listen. This waitress, I hadn't seen her before. She's probably up her sixties, came over. You know what you want? Yes, I think I do. Give me a minute. Well, where are you going to drink? I said, coffee. She said, I'll bring you your coffee. I said, good. She brought me my coffee. I said, do you have any cream? She says, yes. And she started fumbling in her apron. And she says, I know I have some here somewhere in this capacious apron. Capacious apron in the waffle house. Capacious. I didn't get capacious here at Emory. And so she put out about six of those little creamers. I said, I just need one. And she said, everybody's entitled to a little excess. I said, well, but I only need one. Well, it's better to have and not need than to need and not have. I said, great honk. I'm dealing with a philosopher here. So I said, well, that's probably true. But wouldn't it be better if you didn't have and you didn't want? And she said, sir, very few reached that level of freedom. I said, who are you? And she said, I tell stories and I write stories and I serve food. Delightful experience. Probably has no value for anything except just to remember it. At Cherry Log, we have, through the Craddock Center, have had for several years, Appalachian Festival and all. We invited a few years ago up from the boundary in Cherokee, North Carolina, Cherokee Indians to come and share their lore and their crafts and their conversation. We had a great time. I fell into conversation with one of the older men. They were calling him chief. I said, are you a chief? He said, yes. What does it take to be chief? He said, you're going to live a long time. He said, I want to go home early. I don't want to drive in the dark. I don't drive in the dark. And I said, well, it's only, it's less than an hour. You'll be all right. But I have to rest for our big festival. I said, oh, you have a festival there? Oh, yes. The big festival, Harvest Festival. I said, well, I hope you have a good one. He says, it's the big festival of the year. You see, we celebrate the creation of the world. A lot of people don't realize it, but the world was created in the autumn. The world began in the autumn. I said, really? He said, yeah. When everything was ripe and all the melons and the pumpkins and the fruits and berries and nuts were ready, we just had fruit and we had bread and all the children could be fed. It's just a wonderful festival. He says, the reason God started the world in the autumn was that all winter long, people could remember how great it was and they could look forward to how it'll be the next time. And that gives everybody memory and hope. And he said, that's what makes you a human being if you have memory and hope. Otherwise, he said, we'd all be barking like dogs. That was a nice visit. The other source of stories for me, of course, is I make them up. Create them. Making up a story sounds kind of illicit and irregular, but Jesus made up parables as far as we know. He created them. It's fine. But as I said yesterday, put a tag on it that says it's a created story that somebody be led astray thinking it really happened when it didn't happen. And any kind of tag will do once upon a time. There was a certain person, suppose that. What if that gives, that sets you free? And my custom is always to tell something ridiculous in the middle of the story. And then everybody will know it didn't happen. I know when I taught here and we lived down in Chambley, driving down, I guess there's Scott Boulevard every morning, I noticed a bright yellow old cutlass sports car. Yellow old cutlass. Man, pretty. I'd see it every morning. One morning I looked at it. It was parked on the front next to the street, had $300 on the windshield. I said, man, so going back home that evening, I pulled in there to look at it. It was good looking. I said, you left off some of the zeros. You just have 300 on here. He said, that's the price, 300. I said, it can't be the price. And I kicked the tires like I knew something. I don't know anything about it. And I said, $300? Does it run? He says, turn it on. I put the key in there and turned it on. Home like a sewing machine. Man. I said, what's the catch? This is not $300. I looked at the odometer, been 61 miles. He said, no, that's the price. That's the good one. He said, there's one little peculiarity I should point out. I said, what's that? This car, for some reason, will only take you where you should go, not where you want to go. Are you interested? I said, not at all. Now that didn't really happen. I'm trying to help you here. Our subject is stories. Stories are indirect discourse as over against direct. Indirect discourse is a powerful, powerful way of talking. Telling something that happened to somebody else, somewhere else, but it seems appropriate for you to know it. It's a remarkable way to communicate. Parents do it with their children all the time. We do it with each other in conversation. But questions have been raised about its appropriateness for the pulpit. Well, indirect discourse is, story is only one form. There are other forms of indirect discourse that are first cousins of a story. And we use them without any question. Well, maybe one question. I'm thinking of poetry. Poetry is a first cousin of the story. Both of them are in no hurry to get the gist of the matter. No hurry to say, is that it? What's the bottom line here? Poetry and stories can hint. Can suggest, conceal, reveal, offer two possibilities of interpretation, provide insight. It's a remarkable way to express something that is difficult to express. I've noticed, I'm sure you've noticed, that in this country when there's a great calamity, like the astronauts, hardly got off there from Florida and that thing exploded. And all the school children in the country knew about it. And good teachers, good teachers, had the children write stories and write poems. And the paper publishes some of those poems, the children write, on the occasion of calamity. Why are they having them write poems and write stories? Because it's a way of expressing the mixed deep feelings I have about it. I have to get it out. It's indirect discourse, powerful and very effective. The one question that's asked about poetry, and probably about story as well, is whether or not poetry is able to carry the freight. Can you really preach the gospel with poetry? I asked Maya Angelou that one time. We were on a program together. I'm not giving the impression we were close friends, but I've known her for years. And I asked her one time after a program in which she read some of her poems and she sang a little bit and she danced a little bit. She's some remarkable person. And I said, given the tough battle you've had all your life, in behalf of the black women in this country, why did you choose so fragile a weapon as poems? And she said, well, nobody ever asked me that. Let me think about it. Then she said poems go straight to the heart. A lot of preachers seem to be content about just beating a dull axe against the tree and just bruising it and bruising it. I think we need to go straight to the heart. And a poem does that. And she does that. Lying last night, thinking. How to find my soul a home where the water is not thirsty and the bread loaf is not stoned. I came up with one thing and I don't believe I'm wrong. Nobody, I mean nobody, can make it all along. That's her weapon. That's her method of choice. But can that carry the freight? Walter Brumman suggests. When he gave the Beecher Lectures they were published under the title Finally Comes the Poet, a line from Walt Whitman. Finally Comes the Poet in which he pictures the prophets of Israel as poets with rapier like wit and power and insight into the condition of the country. But not everybody agrees. When the revised standard version of the Bible came out, the New Testament was about 1946, the complete Bible in 1950, 51, long in there. There was a huge bonfire of burning RSVs over in a certain city in North Carolina. They were burning them, inviting everybody to bring them and burn them, burn them, burn them. These translations, this translation is put out by people who don't believe the Bible is the Word of God. And the leader said, look here. And he opened it up to Jeremiah and then to Isaiah. And the prophetic oracles, the prophetic oracles were indented in a different kind of print as though they were poems. And said, see, they don't even believe the prophets are speaking the Word of God. They think it's poetry of all things. That was their estimation of poetry. It boils water, but it doesn't make soup. That was some indictment. But it was a beautiful thing the translators did to point out that here in the Word of God, here in the inspired Word of God, here in the Holy Scripture, the mighty preacher for God is using poetry. Poetry is indirect discourse with the capacity to create feelings and thought and stir and linger in the mind and heart of the listener. And then take it with them past the parking lot and past the cafeteria at noon on Sunday. And it clings to them like a piece of tape on the fingers of a child who can't get it loose. I hope you'll read one poem a day. Now, don't read so many. I know how you are big appetite and all that. Just read one poem. Even if you have a book of a thousand poems, read only one a day and let it soak in. It's moving. Why do that? It affects you, makes you a different kind of talker. And some of the phrases of that poetry, maybe they're not the whole point, but some of the phrases, some of the lines will stick to you. You memorized them? Well, I didn't know I was memorizing them. They just lingered in my mind. There's single lines. Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt and thaw and resolve itself into a dew. I used to say that a lot in class. There's got to be something better than this, Hamlet. Draw your breath in pain to tell my story. When I consider how my light is spent there half my days in this dark world and why John Milton was blind at the age of 43. Does God exact day labor light deny? I finally asked. You need to hang on to phrases like that. They fit. They just fit. And you will find them coming to the surface when you didn't realize it. One of the great, great preachers I ever heard. I heard him when he was in his 80s. He was a teacher of Shakespeare and a preacher. He sprinkled his sermon that day with lines from Shakespeare, all the plays and some of the sonnets. And I asked him later, have you memorized all of that? And he said, all of what? And I said, you use so much Shakespeare in your sermon. He said, oh, I wasn't aware that I did that. Was it all right? And I said, oh, yeah, it was all right. He said, I wasn't aware of it. And you know, I have been looking, I have been looking, and I've been listening for somebody who preaches the Bible that is so filled with the lines and phrases of Scripture that they don't even realize how many times they move over the marvelous texts of Scripture in the sermon. Did I do that? I guess I've been at it so long, I'm not even aware. Ah, that's seasoned and well done. Read a poem, just one poem every day. You'll have a favorite. Some of them are powerful. Adela Rogers St. John, great reporter for the Hearst magazine in Hearst Newspapers years ago, two generations ago, put out the book of her life, her autobiography, and entitled it. What was the title of that? The Honeycomb. The Honeycomb. Why did she call it the Honeycomb? Because she was converted to Christianity when she was in her 70s by listening to an old silent movie, Cowboy, named Tom Mix. Tom Mix would read poetry to people who hang around there in Hollywood making movies, and he quoted Ezra Pound's poem, Simon Zelotēs, Simon the Zealot. And that poem, which is about Jesus and Jesus is still alive, and it ends with that marvelous line. I have seen him eat from the Honeycomb since they hanged him on a tree. So she puts out this big book entitled The Honeycomb. You'll have a favorite. I have odds and ends and pieces of poetry in me, and I forget sometimes who said them. If your outlook on things has changed, this is not the main thing. If you feel like laughing in old dreams, this is not the main thing. If you recall eras of which you're now ashamed, that's not the main thing. Even if you know what you're doing now, you'll regret some other time. This is not the main thing. But beware, lightheartedly, to conclude from this that there is no such thing as the main thing. That's the main thing. A schoolteacher in California at the beginning of the 20th century wrote a poem that was called The Anthem of the Working Poor for the next thousand years, The Man with the Hole. I read it every once in a while about some people whose lives have been so oppressed by harsh owners and employers that lived all their lives, what the poem says, beyond the reach of song, bound by the weight of the centuries leaning on the hoe, gazing at the ground, the emptiness of ages in their face on their back, the burdens of the world. Wow, is this the creature that the Lord God has made to have dominion over land and sea? You ought to know that. Labor Day Sunday should be recited in full. Oh ye lords and rulers of this land, you'll have to give account for this. Because it's still true, you know, still true. How much do they pay you for doing this? Or just minimum wage, oh you're kidding, minimum wage? Yeah, and she told me what she made and I said, that's not minimum wage, that's less than minimum wage, it is? Yeah, it's a point, it's a point. Well, you'll find your own and enjoy them and love them. But just read one every day. Wendell Berry, I think it was, who said, the thing about poetry is it slows words down. You pay attention to them, so don't be in such a hurry. Don't go to supper saying, guess what, I read 500 points, someone will get us. You're a profane person, don't do that. Closely akin to the poem, of course, is the song. There has to be a song. No civilization can survive without songs and without parades. People will find something to celebrate, even in the dire circumstances, and they need to sing, there has to be a song. The apostle Paul, who probably couldn't sing a lick, said to the churches, speak to one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual psalms, singing and making melody to the Lord in your heart. That's the natural, normal way to express what you have discovered in Jesus Christ. How can you keep from singing? The most extraordinary act of worship in the whole universe is congregational singing. People come together, look at the words, get the tune. You know, Pliny, Pliny the Younger, was governor up in northern, what is today, northern Turkey, Bithynia Frigia. He's the earliest reference outside the church to the church that we have, about 111, 112 AD. And he was investigating this club he called Christians. What should I do? He wrote back to the Emperor Trajan. What do I do? Arrest them? I don't know about them. Investigate. And he said, I found that they meet early on upon a day and they have two parts to the service. There is a sacramentum. It doesn't mean the sacrament on the table. It meant a pledge that the members present made to each other that they would live honorably and as disciples of Jesus Christ that week. It was the sum of the ten commandments and they made a pledge that they would live that way. True to their marriage, true to their word, true to their job, true to their family. I'll do it. And then there was the antiphon and said they sang these antiphons to someone they called the Christ as though he were a God. 112 and the governor says they're singing. I'm sure he was saying to himself, how in the world can that little rag tag bunch sing? When we were in South Africa some years ago, we passed one of those two frequently seen villages just made of tin and cardboard and people living under a piece of tin and all that. And out in front of this little huddle mass was a girl that guessed transistor radio and it was playing some music. She had it turned up loud and she was just dancing. I wanted to stop and ask her how in the world can you dance? Don't you know where you live in? Don't you know you have nothing? You have no future? And she just dancing away. There has to be a song. It will not survive without a song. Martin Luther knew if the Protestant Reformation is to get off the ground, there's got to be music. John Wesley said if the word is to go to the whole world, the field is the world and if the word is to go to the world, we have to sing it. And he put together and his brother, they put together 1487 million songs. I've never known such production. Just such a marvelous thing to set the gospel and the world and creation and providence to music and to sing it and turn the churches loose with a hymn book. It's true in this country when the Mormon formed and moving west to Utah, they got a fellow to create a hymn to select appropriate songs for the movement. We can't exist without music. My own little movement that I belong to, the disciples of Christ, one of the first things done in the early days of the movement was to create a songbook with instructions on how to use it. Just a little pocket size book with all of, no music, just the words. Do you have one of those songbooks of any denomination? That's just the words, not the, everybody ought to have one. I brought one here. This is the Methodist, British Methodist songbook. Due to the good offices of Gene Zimmerman and his wife, they had Nettie and me go with them down to the Bahamas and those poor churches had been washed away by Hurricane Andrew. They didn't have anything, but at the close of a service one day, this woman came up and said, we want to give you our hymnal. I guess it might have been one that didn't get washed away from the officers and members, Wesley Methodist Church, Palmetto Point, Eleuthera, Bahamas. And they gave me this. And I use it as a devotion book. I don't have the music in here, but I couldn't sing it if it did. But I just read the words to zone. Great is thy faithfulness, come thou fount of every blessing. How firm a foundation is laid. It's just marvelous poetry, marvelous poetry. You want to have one of these. If the publishing house doesn't put them out for the Methodist Church in this country, go to them and say, Tisk, Tisk. Put it out so everyone can have one with them. As Eric Routler said, when someone in the family is ill, when we rush to the hospital, we take the Bible and the hymnal. The great poetry and the great music of the church. There has to be a song. You can't make it without a song. General Custer, when he was going upon what happened to be his last battle against the coalition of Northern American Indians, General Custer, of all things, he requested of Washington that he have a band. And the band would play music on the way to what amounted to death. You've got to have a band. You've got to have music. You can't succeed without it. In 1955, in a movement called Hollander Folk School up in Montego, Tennessee, there was a gathering place for people who wanted to work in nonviolent change, work for civil change, for the rights of people. And they said, we need a song. We've got to have a song. Pete Seeger was there and said, you've got to have a song. And the group sat around humming and thinking and humming and thinking, and then somebody remembered. And the Charleston, South Carolina mills, before they were allowed to have unions and get better conditions and better wages, the people would go outside the building and sing. And they sang a version of an old Negro spiritual, we will overcome. And they said, maybe that would work. And Pete Seeger said, well, we will overcome. It's not too good. We should say we shall overcome. And they sang in a while and got interested in it. And then Guy and Candy Carawan traveled over the whole country, teaching we shall overcome. However many stanzas as you want to sing. And it caught on. And it is the most effective piece of music that has been sung in this country in, I guess, ever. You can just start humming it or start singing it and you're flooded with feelings of pain and joy and gain and loss. You've got to have a song. In the mountains in the sixties, conditions poor, nobody was paying attention to the rural people at the time. And old John Jacob Niles, strange little fellow, sometimes told the truth, sometimes he didn't. But he sang a little song. Jesus, Jesus, rest your head. You have got a manger bed. All the wicked of the earth sleep on feathers at their birth. Jesus, Jesus, rest your head. You've got a manger bed. The poor and the rich. And the poor sang that with gusto and with great joy. Some of the great music, at least I thought it was great music, it was singable during the sixties in the revolution when all the students and the universities around over this country were sitting around sticky cafe tables plotting revolution against the old folks. Blowing in the wind, that was a good one. Bridge over troubled waters, boy, that was a good one. Where have all the flowers gone? Long time. Where have all the flowers? Man, those were powerful. You get a group around in what do you call it, a hootenanny or whatever, and get to singing those songs. And even the weak-eyed, gentlest wonders in the group get all bold and want to go out and do something, even if it's wrong. It just stirs people. You can't make it without a song. Jean Richie, who writes the same songs for the Appalachian people, I read a new stanza that she wrote, or several new stanzas she wrote, for an old Christmas carol in Judah's land. And she added stanzas about in the valley, that God's Son came to us in the valley. And it occurred to me that a song will pick up the feelings and geography of a certain place in the valley. Valley in Appalachia is a negative word. We're all going down the valley one by one. We're going down the valley, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Red River Valley, Bright Mohawk Valley. Oh, they say you're leaving this valley. It's a dark word. It's a painful word. It has a death sound to it. She sings those songs in the cabins of Appalachia and stirs a lot of people. You need to get that song, Jean Richie, and let your choir learn it. And if they want to know, well, why in the world are we singing this? They all know reason in particular. It's just good for us to know how some people feel about their lives. If you get words on the hymnal, turn to the pages that say your favorites. One of my favorites is, when peace, like a river, attendeth my way. I want you to listen to that. When peace, like a river, attendeth my way. When sorrows, like sea billows. See, in Israel, the sea and sea billows, that's a negative. That's a terrible thing. That's the enemy of the land. The ocean, the sea, that's there. Sea billows, that's a negative. But peace is like a river. The living water, the running water, the controlled water. It's in there. It's in the Psalms. If you get one of these, you see, you won't worry yourself about trying to sing it. Just treat it as poetry and let it stick to you like a good meal. It'll change you. My mother used to make up Psalms. She did them as a way of raising her children. There are five of us. She cooked for us and cared for us. We were rural people and poor people. But once in a while, she would head out to the smokehouse. We had a little smokehouse and would smoke a ham and a shoulder of pork. There was a ham out there and she headed for the smokehouse with her sharp kitchen knife. We knew we were going to have ham for breakfast. This is going to be a big day. Whose birthday is it? Anybody's. This is great. Look at mama. Here she comes. She came back with just the knife. No ham. Mama, what's the matter? Somebody stole the ham. Stole the ham. We were mad as bald owls. We wanted to kill whoever did that. We were breathing, threatening and slaughtering against anybody. If I got a hold of him, I'll shoot him with my slingshot. Why? He ought to be in jail. We got so mad and stirred up and hostile. Our mother was a pacifist and she didn't like hostility or hatred or hitting or verbal abuse. She just didn't like that. Her job was to curb our anger. She started humming and pretty soon she had some words. We have biscuits. We have jam. Let him have that greasy old ham. How can he eat that greasy old ham when we have the biscuits and we have the jam? And she got a little tune going. We got to singing that in the kitchen there. And that's right. We have the biscuits. We have the jam. How's he going to eat that greasy old ham? And pretty soon we were feeling sorry for the fellow. It's called nonviolent change and she did that making up all kinds of little songs using a French harp for her instrument and changed us and shaped us by songs. I don't know if there was any music in your house. I hope so. Well, I've got to keep going. It's going to be church in here pretty soon. Close to songs, close to poetry, close to story, all indirect discourse lies very close another cousin and that is the proverb or the aphorism or the maxim or the wise saying. The world is full of them. Every culture has them. The Bible is full of them. Books devoted to proverbs sprinkled through all the books, proverbs in the New Testament. Just Matthew alone has wise sayings. A city set on a hill cannot be hid. Why should you take the splinter out of your neighbor's eye and leave the beam in your own eye? It's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to go into heaven. A city set on a hill cannot be hid. James has them. James has a lot of proverbs. It's the book of Christian wisdom where the truth of the experience of the church is boiled down to some sayings and they're in there. Whoever knows what is right to do and doesn't do it to him and his sin. Faith without works is dead. They're just complete, digest, boil off all the water. This is the stain in the bottom of the cup. This is what's left. And it all boils down to this. That's a marvelous piece of material. There's some in the pastoral letters. They're called faithful sayings. Faithful is the saying and worthy of all acceptance. Jesus Christ came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the chief. That's a wise saying. A faithful saying. Read first and second Timothy and Titus and you'll see a lot of them. Where somebody took the time to boil down the truth of the Christian faith and the word of God in Jesus Christ and made it rhythmic, memorable, portable, easy to hang on to, easy to repeat, easy to say and witness and evangelism and teaching. It's a remarkable thing. It's not just because it's in the Bible, but it's in our culture. These are revered and keep life going. They're effective as in sermons. Martin Luther King Jr. had a lot of, some people call them one -liners, but they were actually wise sayings. He said this, the old law about eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. That's true. We may all have come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. That's good. The difference between heaven and hell is just a cup of cold water. That says it, doesn't it? No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt. But it's not that they're useful in sermons, but they are in the history of American education related to story. A man named William Holmes MacGuffey published, well, as in 1836, his first reader. You've heard of MacGuffey's reader. Do you ever see a MacGuffey's reader? Any of you old enough to have a teacher who used MacGuffey's reader? I had one teacher who used MacGuffey's reader. The components of the raw material of his reader were maxims or sayings, some from Scripture, some from common life, with stories that go along with it. There's a story and a maxim, a maxim and a story. And the children who used that and the teacher who used that, you had to take a saying, a wise saying, and make a story out of it. Or you take a story and boil it down to a wise saying. It's a marvelous exercise. I'm making this assignment. I won't see you now in a few days, but I want you to do it. Take some story and distill it into a saying. Take a saying and explode it into a story. This is what he did. And he didn't believe you really learned it until you could go up to the front of the room to the recitation bench and take your turn and recite. State the maxim or the saying and then tell the story. Everybody, all the children, had to learn to express themselves. Out of it came the great oratory of the late 1800s. I say great. It was remarkable for its flair. The people trained to go around with Chautauqua all over the country. Many of them were trained MacGuffey style. They could really speak. William Jennings Bryan was MacGuffey trained. And he traveled the whole country making those remarkable speeches. He debated... You remember he debated down at Dayton, Tennessee? He debated Clarence Darrow about the teaching of evolution in the school. Debated evolution. Clarence Darrow of course just got all over Bryan. Bryan was getting old and it was hot in the courthouse and he just didn't do well. I know one of the days they were talking about proof that the world is older than 6,000 years. Bryan thought the world was 6,000 years old. He said it's in the Bible. And that suited him. And Darrow just poo pooed the idea and said, well you can just look at the rocks. Just go outside and look at the rocks and you know the world is more than 6,000 years old. And Bryan got up and said, I'm not interested in the age of the rocks but in the rock of ages and everybody thought it. He lost the thing, goodness gracious, and poor man died. But he was trained to speak. Robert Ingersoll, Peoria Illinois, probably the greatest agnostic humanist we ever had in this country, was trained this way and could he speak? My land of living. Life is a narrow veil between the cold barren peaks of two eternities. We know not whence we come over that we go. We try in vain to see beyond the heights. We cry loud and hear nothing but our own discordant cry. Then he had paused. But in the night of death, Hope sees a star. Love hears the rustle of a wing. He was trained McGuffey style. 125 to 130 million McGuffey readers made and sold and used. 30,000 a year used in homes where they do homeschooling. The McGuffey style. Now here's a saying and I want you to make a story out of it. Here's a story. I want you to boil it down to a saying. They're related. Closely related. Here's one. Here's the assignment. I'll give you a maxim and you create a story. A crown is fine, but it will not protect you from the rain. I'm not going to repeat these. You're not taking notes. Why, it's only a star, said the candle. Those who rise to the top often are the ones who lacked all those immediate gifts that tend to detain you at the bottom. Boy, how true that is. A lie will take you far, but it will not take you home. Have a story and make a maxim out of it. Here's one McGuffey had. If I can remember it correctly, I don't have a McGuffey reader anymore. Used to have one. A man and a boy leading a donkey going into town. And some people on the side of the road said, look at there, how stupid they must be. They have a donkey in there, they're both walking. So the boy got up on the donkey and they went on their way and some people on the side of the road said, look at there, making that poor old man walk and that boy getting to ride. So he took the boy off and the old man got up there and then went along and somebody said, look at there, making that little boy walk. So he put both of them on the donkey. The man and the boy rode the donkey and the people along the road said, look at there, two of them riding that pitiful little donkey. Have they no feeling? They came to a little creek, a river. The donkey was spooked, jumped over the side of the bridge, into the water and drowned. What is the saying? When you're trying to please everybody, you don't please anybody, not even yourself. That's McGuffey. You could do that, we don't need McGuffey, my land, we can do that. Here's a saying, the heart can sometimes hear what the ear cannot. Make a story out of, the heart can sometimes hear what the ear cannot. A friend of mine who worked for Dupont Sponge wanted to take me through the factory and he picked me up one morning and went out to work and as we went into the gate, beautiful factory landscape out there, flowers and cannas growing around the flagpole, and there was a man with both hands off and he had those metal hooks and one artificial leg. My host said, he's a veteran and he was out there raising the flag. It was hard for him to do, but he did it and finally got it unfolded and off the ground and up and up and up. And my host knew him and he slowed down there and said, well, how you doing? Fine. For what you're doing, what you need out here is a good band playing the national anthem. And the crippled flag raiser said, well, I can hear it, can't you? Now, what's the saying? The heart can sometimes hear what the ear cannot. Do you ever have any time, do you ever have any time to teach yourself things? I want to be skilled at the use of words because that's all I have. I need to listen. If anybody suggests a way I can learn on your word or put words together in some kind of discourse that would affect other people. We were in Ireland, Nettie and I were some friends in a rented car and lost. Stomped at a little pub and went over to a man standing outside the door. I guess he was full of the day's drink. And he was standing out in front and I went over to him with a map and I said, we're trying to go there to that old church. But I don't know how to get there. Could you tell me how you get there? And he said, have you the petrol to go the beauty way? And I said, yes sir, I think so. You're on it. The beauty way. You notice how powerful that is? Beautiful would be weak. The beautiful way that doesn't fit. The beauty way. Take a noun and make an adjective out of it. Every day gives you an opportunity to use words in such a way that they are the linguistic incarnation of the Word of God. And that doesn't mean scouring around for something I can use Sunday. I want something I can use Sunday, whether it fits or not. I'll just drag it into my sermon, kicking and screaming because I thought it was a good stuff. Come on. I'm begging you to be creators. Be poets. Be storytellers. Play tricks on yourself. Say something and then make it into a story. Luke and Dub, a couple of boys, lived in a little rental house close to us on the farm when I was growing up. Luke and Dub, that was their name. I don't know if Dub was named Dub. We called him Dub. At any rate, Dub put his hand there. We were out splitting wood and he picked up an axe, fooled around with it a little bit, and then he walked over to the chopping block and he laid his finger hands down there and he said to his brother, Luke, I bet you can't cut off my fingers. Luke said, I bet I can. He said, I bet you can't. He said, wow, it all went to fingers. You know what Dub said? I didn't know you were really going to do it. You know what Luke said? I thought you were going to move your hand. What's the truth of the story? Don't ever presume that you know what the other person is thinking. I'm just playing games on myself up here. But that's the way I spend time. When I had that long siege of paralysis my last teaching year here, I made up little games and then played the game and answered the question and made notes to myself, conversations with the nurses or whatever. There's every day the opportunity for you to jot something down and promise you won't forget it until it's appropriate to the time and the place to say it. Well, what we have finally to offer the congregation really is ourselves. If you have integrity and are committed to preaching the Word of God, what you have to offer is yourself. If you have integrity you're worth all your salary and three times more. If you have no integrity you can manufacture sermons out of cardboard characters and get to retirement time and do fairly well in everybody's eyes, but your own. It's a wonderful thing to be a minister, to be someone who lives in the community as a person, as a person. And you, something of the feeling, the good and the bad and the hurt and the gain and the loss, the suffering and the recovery of the whole community resides in you. You're a person who, in the language of Abraham Lincoln, stirs the better angels of people's nature. Just being around you makes people better people. There will be folks that will come up to you and say, I may forget what you've done, I may forget what you've said, but I will never forget how I felt when you were our minister. Wow, what a gift. It's a wonderful thing to be a minister, to have a congregation, to share in the Word of God. Some of you just starting, you're at the butterfly morning of your ministry. Some are in the wildflower afternoon of your ministry, and some of us are in the whipper-will evening of the ministry, but it's all the same. And what is next? I was given this poem. People give you poems. Some of them are good, some of them are not so good, but they're genuine. This fellow lives now in Berea, Kentucky. I don't know him, really, except a friend of his was a friend of mine, a medical doctor serving in eastern Kentucky mountains. Good guy, was a schoolmate of mine, and this fellow knew him, and they got acquainted and appreciated each other, and I asked this fellow, what do you do? And he said, nothing. I said, well, I mean, how do you, he says, I'm on welfare, and I write poems. Would you read a poem of mine if I gave it to you, but wait till you leave, don't read it now while I'm here? I said, okay. And he gave it to me, and this is what it said. It's a brief poem, and I would ask your permission to let me read it, but it's not yours to give. I want to read it anyway. I want to be a specialist on the dawn, an expert in day-breaking. Then I could tell of morning's first light and point to the exact time when the birds hushed their singing as triumphant day advanced over conquered night. I could branch out into the field of new beginnings, and if I became an authority, I would dare even to speak of hope. His name's Graham, Berea, Kentucky. He wanted me to read that. I appreciate your graciousness. I'm supposed to quit at some time. I don't know what it is. Well, we're there. If you have questions, consider them answered. Thank you.